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2 months ago  -  0 notes
Spn basically:Season 1: daddy issues and actual scary stuff
Season 2: daddy issues intensify; less scary; something is seriously fucked up with Sam
Season 3: DEAN IS A FUCKING IDIOT and who the fuck is Lilith
Season 4: JESUS CHRIST SAM GET UR SHIT TOGETHER; wow ruby is a bitch; hey look it's castiel
Season 5: SAM YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU TURNED SATAN LOOSE; but that's ok cuz we like satan; angels want to get inside everyone, it's like a fcking gay porno; assbutt
Season 6: Sam is an asshole but he's hotter this way; wow cas is being a jerk; everyone's being a jerk; this is the age of the jerks
Season 7: god!cas, leviathan!cas and Emanuel!cas wow where the hell is real cas; oh there he is; aaaand now he's crazy; DICK; KILL THEM WITH CLEANLINESS
Season 8: PURGATORY; dean is in love with a vampire sailor dude; purgatory is scary; something is wrong with Sam again; METATRON NO
Season 9: cas was a poor helpless baby but then became a rock star that all angels want to bang; dean wants to bang him too; more angels inside people; Ezekiel isn't actually Ezekiel wow what a fake bitch; abbadouche; METATRON NO; dean is an asshole but he's hotter this way
4 months ago  -  3,735 notes  -  via spookst3r © demondetoxemmanuel
summon them back i believe u can do it

I DON’T NEED THEM
I CAN GET BY ON MY OWN
whimpers

4 months ago  -  1 note

whispering
i’m angering the followers
they’re leaving me

4 months ago  -  3 notes

nerdmoriarty:

if you’re ever sad remember that 19-year-old Dean Winchester in pink panties is canon (◡‿◡✿)

4 months ago  -  5,444 notes  -  via spookst3r © nerdmoriarty

(And here comes more teasing from Max) "Hey Dean, you do know your blushing right now right?" Max asked, smirking a bit more at him.

geneticallyengineered:

stopdouchingupmycar:

"I am not——
                  You’re a pain in the ass, Maxie.
                   Why can’t you ever jus’ say ‘Hi' or somethin' normal?”

"I don’t think your hand counts there Winchester." 

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" Hilarious. Seriously; m’sides are splittin’ Max.
   Are you just saying that ‘cause
   you barely get any action down there anymore? “

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4 months ago  -  10 notes  -  via geneticallyengineered © stopdouchingupmycar

whatareyouseven:

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"Are you listening to me?
I’m saying we need to survive, Dean.
And pulling stupid stunts like the shit you did?
That’s exactly how not to do things.
We had a fucking plan.”

 ” That goddamn plan was never gonna’ work, Sammy.
    An’ my stupid stunt? That was what got us out alive.
    My stupid stunt kept you alive,
    and got us what we went in for.
    I’m sorry you can’t handle risks, little brother,
    but that plan was a piece of shit,
    and would have got you killed. “

4 months ago  -  16 notes  -  via whatareyouseven © whatareyouseven
don’t think too hard, you might pull something.

go away sam

4 months ago  -  0 notes
but just think about it. /dicks/. it keeps me up at night.

…………………………..
is this a riddle
sammy you know i hate riddles

4 months ago  -  1 note
BITCH I MIGHT. U WANNA GO?

1, 2, 3, 4
I DECLARE A DEAN WAR
5, 6, 7, 8
u suck nothing rhymes with 8 that fits the song
but i’m still more dean ok

4 months ago  -  2 notes